1. postllimit:

    when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

    image

    (Source: postllimit, via romancingthelookyloos)

  2. (Source: lonely-waifu, via lonely-waifu)

  3. alexstark-the-hunter:

    FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

    (via signorejohnston)

  4. hilarydank:

    *sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*

    (via signorejohnston)

  5. contraception:

    a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

    (via signorejohnston)

  6. leupagus:

    disappointingpopsiclejokes:

    Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

    HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

    (via signorejohnston)

  7. mentally-illectric:

    things i needed to hear in health class:

    • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
    • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
    • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
    • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
    • people have stretch marks sometimes
    • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
    • people have cellulite sometimes
    • gender =/= sex
    • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
    • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
    • everything is ok

    (via signorejohnston)

    sweetguts:

    lifeis4chumps:

    no why

    a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

    (Source: effington, via signorejohnston)

  8. theinnkeeperlibrarian:

    leepacey:

    a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

    That’s exactly the appropriate response.

    (via signorejohnston)

  9. punkzoo:

    I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

    The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.

    (via signorejohnston)

  10. (Source: metapod, via signorejohnston)

  11. syosama:

    reblog if you are your url

    (via signorejohnston)

  12. gotitforcheap:

    craig chill out man

    (Source: shovel2, via signorejohnston)